Tsiaj txhu, qee lub sij hawm, ntxim hlub thiab funny. Lawv coj kev xyiv fab mus rau hauv peb lub neej thiab ua kom nws kaj. Qee lub sij hawm lawv tus kheej tsis to taub lawv ua dab tsi thiab qhov no ua rau lawv lom zem heev.
Peb tau npaj rau koj cov duab zoo nkauj uas tsis nkag siab txog lawv tus kheej qhov teeb meem nyob ib ncig ntawm lawv. Tab sis lawv sim ua kom yooj yim!
1. "Dab tsi yog koj tham txog! Kuv tsis ntseeg nws! Tiag?! Whiskas rau 35? Mommy dear, dab tsi yog yuav mus! "
2. "Huag, ib tug neeg tuaj xyuas, Kuv mam li qhib. Mommy, dais! AAAA! "
3. "Yog li, tam sim no peb mus noj mov thiab mus pw me ntsis. Au, kuv tus Vajtswv. Txiv neej! Txiv neej !! Koj xav tau dab tsi? Koj tuaj qhov twg tuaj? Pab! Txiv neej! "
4. "Ib qho interesting me ntsis. Tau qab? Huag, e-kuv! Horror! Zoo li cas liab nyob hauv daim iav! "
5. "Hloov tawm cov hlua dua, mus ces, tu txhua yam. Lawv tsiv mus! Lub pas nrig yog txav! Peb khiav ntawm txhua qhov no! "
6. "Huag, zoo li cas. Tickling. Masha, koj puas yog qhov no? Horror! Tus tsov ntxhuav! Nws yog ib tug tsov ntxhuav! Cia kuv tawm ntawm no, ntawm no yog ib tug tsov ntxhuav! "
7. "Thiab cov neeg no vwm dua! Tsuas yog nws koom pw txhua lub me me xwb! "
8. "Oh, ntshai, feathered, dab tsi yog koj nyob hauv koj txhais taw ces koj nce?"
9. "Ntses, tawm los! Tuaj tawm hauv txoj kev xav! Huag, ntses, koj twb tawm lawm? Pab! "
10. "Qhia rau kuv, zoo, qhia kuv saib koj nyob nraum saib ... Yog tias nws?" Yog tias nws? Puas muaj tseeb, puas yog? Auj, tsis muaj. Tsis yog, nws tsis yog. Tus kws kho mob. Nws tsis tau. Kuv yuav tsis zam txim rau qhov no! "
11. "Lub hnab ntim. Au, pab, tsis txhob poob saum lub rooj zaum. Huag. Lig twb. Ua tsaug. "
12. "Aaaa! Yim mov ci! Hluas nkauj, cawm kuv! "
13. "Huag, zoo, hais nws, thiab. Auj, ib yam dab tsi tsis zoo rau kuv. Kuv tsis tuaj yeem tiv thaiv. Kuv tabtom poob. "
14. "Yog li ntawd. Ib sab ntawm sab xis. Ob sab laug. Muaj tsis pom qhov twg lawm. Nws yog tsis yooj yim sua kom tawg tawm sharply. Mus rau pem hauv ntej. Tsuas yog tos ntsoov. "
15. "Vim li cas koj thuam kuv txhua lub sijhawm? Kuv yog me me thiab zoo. Zoo, nres nws. "
16. "Puas yog txhua yam no puas muaj tseeb? Txawm tias thaum kuv pom nws nrog kuv lub qhov muag, kuv tsis ntseeg nws. Yog qhov no tiag tiag? "
17. "Saib seb kuv yuav ua li cas. Kuv tus kheej tsis paub tias kuv ua li cas. Thaum zoo li no, nws zoo li yog tias ib tug neeg nkag mus rau hauv kuv lub hlwb. Tab sis kuv ua nws. "