Thaum koj tig 30, tus cwj pwm ntawm ntau yam hloov.
Thiab yog tias koj to taub tias koj cov vwm tog mus txog 11, qhov zoo tshaj plaws so yog npau suav, thiab koj nyiam haus dej yog tshuaj yej, ces koj tuaj ntawm no.
1. Nws lig dhau lawm.
Ua ntej: ib qhov twg hauv 3-4 teev sawv ntxov.
Tom qab peb caug: nws yog txhua lub sijhawm tom qab 11 teev tsaus ntuj.
2. Hnub tiv thaiv
Yav dhau los: nws yog ib lub kaus mom thiab, nyob rau hauv qhov zoo tshaj plaws, ib lub kaus.
Tom qab peb caug: kev so phom sij tsuas nrog SPF cream [45].
3. Tau txiav tawm
Ua ntej: qaug dej qaug cawv ntau heev ua rau lub sij hawm luv luv nco txog thaum hmo ntuj.
Tom qab peb caug: tau tawm ntawm qaug zog thaum 8 teev tsaus ntuj, tsis muaj sij hawm siv sij hawm tawm ntawm koj cov khaub ncaws ua haujlwm.
4. Metabolism
Ua ntej: nws yog ib txoj koob hmoov los saum toj los noj thiab haus txhua yam uas koj xav tau.
Tom qab peb caug: ib qho kev txaus ntshai uas hloov txhua daim pizza rau roj ntawm koj lub duav.
5. Lub koob "Cov phooj ywg"
Ua ntej: qhia txog cov neeg zoo li qub heev rau koj.
Tom qab peb caug: ib series txog cov neeg hluas dua koj.
6. Dhau dej haus
Ua ntej: ntau cocktails thiab npias!
Tom qab peb caug: ob tsom iav ntawm caw rau ntawm lub plab tas.
7. pob txuv
Ua ntej: lawv tshwm los ntawm txhua yam.
Tom qab peb caug: Kuv yuav laus zus nrog ntxau?
Kuv yog ib tug dab!
8. Tsis kam
Ua ntej: raug mob kom tuag.
Tom qab peb caug: qhov ntxiv mus!
Koj poob, me me!
9. Kev Sib Tham
Ua ntej: dancing txhua hmo.
Tom qab peb caug: "Kuv xav zaum rooj tog zoo thiab nyiam cov suab nkauj zoo.
10. Mob ntshav siab
Ua ntej: koj niam koj txiv yws yws txog nws.
Tom qab peb caug: huag, kuv tsis muaj hmoo ua kua mis! Nws mob siab npaum li cas!
11. Cov Lus Cog Tseg
Ua ntej: koj muaj ib hnub no vim nws ntxim hlub.
Tom qab peb caug: tsis muaj, tsis muaj, tsis nyob rau hauv txhua txoj kev, good-bye.
12. Hluas
Yav dhau los: cov tub ntxhais kawm ntawv theem siab.
Tom qab peb caug: lus tag nrho nees nkaum xyoo.
13. Cov khaub ncaws tshiab
Yav dhau los: ob peb yam khoom tshiab los ntawm Gloria Jeans los yog Austin.
Tom qab peb caug: koj yuav tsum tau yuam kom koj tus kheej hnav khaub ncaws tshiab ntawm tus dressmaker lossis xaiv ib qho qauv rau hauv cov khw Elena Miro.
Cov kev ua si ntawm lub hnub Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Hnub Saturday thiab Hnub Sunday.
14. Thaum kuv tseem nyob hauv koj lub hnub nyoog
Nyuam qhuav pib: los ntawm ob daim di ncauj ntawm cov txheeb ze laus nws suab nrov heev.
Tom qab peb caug: qhov no yog qhov koj tham txog nrog kev tu siab thiab kev loj.
15. Tsev so
Yav tas los: hostel los tsev qhua rau 8 tus neeg.
Tom qab peb caug: txhua qhov chaw nrog ib lub txaj, uas tuaj yeem them tau los ntawm credit card.
Tom qab mob
Ua ntej tshaj: nws tuaj yeem khwv tau los ntawm kev tsav ib yam dab tsi hnyav.
Tom qab peb caug: nrog qhov no koj sawv txhua txhua hnub fucking.
17. Pob zeb suab paj nruag
Yuam: Cov Beatles, Led Zeppelin thiab Time Machine
Tom qab peb caug: cov suab paj nruag koj mloog hauv tsev kawm ntawv theem siab.
18. Lub voj tsaus nti
Ua ntej: koj obviously tsis tau txaus pw tsaug zog.
Tom qab peb caug: nrog lawv koj sawv txhua txhua tag kis.
19. 2000 xyoo txhiab
Nyuam qhuav pib: lub sij hawm no koj tau kiv cua ntawm Avril Lavigne thiab hnav cowboy ris ntauv txhav.
Tom qab peb caug: tam sim no cov tub kawm ntawv qib siab tam sim no tau yug rau xyoo 2000s.
Kuv tus hluas mus qhov twg?
20. Kev sib nrauj
Ua ntej: nws tshwm sim rau koj niam thiab txiv los yog niam txiv ntawm cov phooj ywg.
Tom qab peb caug: nws tshwm sim rau koj cov phooj ywg.
21. Kev npaj
Yav dhau los: haus dej haus cawv ua ntej nkag mus rau hauv lub club.
Tom qab peb caug: tus naj npawb ntawm cov dej xaws yaug cawv ua ntej kev loj ncig mus ncig tebchaws txoj kev lossis caij tsheb kauj vab.
22. Cov tshuaj tsw qab tiv thaiv
Yav tas los: lub thawv zoo nkauj ntawm kuv niam lub txee dai khaub ncaws.
Tom qab peb caug: ib lub ntsiab lus tseem ceeb rau kev sib tham nrog tus phooj ywg thiab tshawb hauv kev sib tham.
23. Tau sawv ntxov
Ua ntej: sawv ntawm 8 sawv ntxov kom tawm mus nrog phooj ywg mus rau lub puam.
Tom qab peb caug: sawv ntawm 8 thiaj li yuav mus rau tom khw (cov nqaij zoo yog parsed ua ntej).
24. Yuav tsum nyob ib leeg
Ua ntej: zoo heev, koj tuaj yeem txuam nrog ib tug neeg tsis paub lus ntawm ib tog neeg.
Tom qab peb caug: yog qhov tsuas yog ib qho uas tsis qhia tawm tsev neeg cov duab hauv kev tes hauj lwm.
Valentine hnub zoo siab!
25. Diluted cawv
Yav dhau los: nws yog lub sijhawm rau ib tog neeg thiab hauv tsev cocktails.
Tom qab peb caug: Txawm tias tsuas yog xav txog nws mob lub plab.
26. Ua tsis taus pa
Ua ntej: xav txog dab tsi koj tuaj yeem khaws cov menyuam kawm ntawv cuv ntawd.
Tom qab peb caug: xav tsis pub leejtwg paub, vim nws, zoo li txhua tus zoo nraug, twb sib yuav lawm.
27. Lus nug
Nyuam qhuav pib: lawv muaj kev phem heev uas lawv tuaj yeem siab koj.
Tom qab peb caug: nws yog funny, nws yog tiag tiag ib yam dab tsi uas ib tug neeg muaj peev xwm txhawj txog?
28. Tverking
Ua ntej: koj cov seev cev tsoo tsho.
Tom qab peb caug: nws tsis yog rau koj.
29. Nees
Ua ntej: lub sij hawm koj tau ua lwj ua luaj.
Tom qab peb caug: qhov zoo, lub hnub nyoog no ntev lawm, vim tias peb cuaj xyoo yog txias heev!
Pebcaug xyoo, tau ntxim hlub thiab muaj kev vam meej.