Koj puas tau hnov txog cov cai ntawm Murphy? Qhov no yog lub hauv paus ntsiab lus ntawm kev ua yeeb yam. Nws tseem point yog hais tias yog muaj tsawg kawg yog ib tug me me sij hawm uas qee yam teeb meem tshwm sim, ces, nco ntsoov, koj tsis tau khiav nws.
1. Thiab tom qab ntawd mam li tom qab ntawd cov khoom noj hauv McDonald's, vam tias koj yuav muaj sij hawm kom tau sai li koj pluas su.
2. Qhov ntawd haus kas fes.
Niaj hnub no yuav yog ib hnub zoo nkauj
Muaj, yog, peb dhau
3. Qhov no yog vim li cas nws zoo dua rau kev them tshaj yog yuav siv cov khoom pheej yig uas tsis tuaj yeem pom tseeb koj qhov kev cia siab.
4. Nws zoo nkaus li tias ib tug neeg yuav tsum tsis txhob noj cov cupcakes ua ntej yuav mus pw.
5. Thiab tus yeeb ncuab tsis xav tau qhov no.
6. Thiab qhov no hu ua kev tsis tuaj yeem ntawm lub xyoo.
7. Koj puas muaj lub koob thib ob?
Kuv nyiam kuv mug
Stunned! Kuv tsoo kuv daim ntawv qhia mug.
8. Koj puas xav tau cov chocolate roj ntawm qhob cij los yog lub laptop?
9. Cov wafer khob yog li crispy thiab ... yooj yim ...
10. Rau qee qhov, qhov no yog mob tiag.
11. Qhov no yog kev dhia ... Thov txim txiv leej tub.
12. Tej zaum qhov no yog qhov zoo tshaj plaws uas kuv tau pom dua.
13. Zoo, hmoov zoo rau koj!
14. Cov teeb meem yuav tsum raug kho nrog lub luag nyav.
15. Tab sis nyob hauv Instagram yuav yog ib qho duab zoo nkauj.
16. Ntawm no nws yog, txoj cai ntawm meanness nyob rau hauv tag nrho nws lub yeeb koob.
17. Ua ntej koj yog tus neeg tsis ntshai ntawm teeb meem.
18. Txawm li cas los xij, nyob hauv ib qho quandary.
19. Tsis muaj leej twg ua tsis tau haujlwm.
20. Thiab tsis tas yuav hais tias qhov no yog hnub koj tsis muaj hmoo.
21. Lub neej yog photobomb.
22. Thiab ntawm no yog qhov teeb meem.
Thov txim, tab sis cov lus teb tsis yog
Teb cov lus teb
Koj cov lus teb